Porcelain Elephants

Wherever you want to go, I'll take you there.

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the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

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What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.


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Anonymous asked: how do you motivate your human mounts?

I don’t have to motivate them, they are eager to have me ride them into the sunset.

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever or would you ever attempt a food challenge?

I’ve done the gallon challenge and it sucked and I threw up. But I haven’t done anything else. I would do a watermelon eating contest though. I love watermelon

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Anonymous asked: Have you tried to eat a hard sausage? Like, a keilbasa hard? Or are you talking can't cut it with your teeth hard?

I love kielbasa

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Anonymous asked: is the car you own your ideal car? If not, what is?

It is my ideal car, I like it a lot.

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Anonymous asked: What's your daily workout?

Right now its just working with the basics at school. We physical train them all the time so it mostly varies.

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Anonymous asked: How do you like your eggs?

Poached with asparagus and hashbrowns. Mmmmmhm

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Anonymous asked: if you could live in any period of history which would you chose?

The 70s